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	<title>ByREV &#187; Bancuri</title>
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		<title>Care este diferenta intre Curaj si Tupeu ?</title>
		<link>http://blog.4rev.net/2008-04/care-este-diferenta-intre-curaj-si-tupeu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[cu tupeu]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Curajul inseamna sa te intorci acasa la miezul noptii, sa-ti vezi nevasta asteptandu-te cu un maturoi in mana si sa o intrebi:
- Inca mai faci curat, sau tocmai te pregateai sa decolezi?
Tupeul inseamna sa te intorci acasa la miezul noptii, invaluit intr-un nor de parfum, cu urme de ruj pe haine, sa-ti vezi nevasta [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doi politisti in actiune</title>
		<link>http://blog.4rev.net/2008-03/doi-politisti-in-actiune/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:51:26 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doi politisti mergeau pe strada. La un moment dat vad un pusti fumand si-l iau la intrebari:
- In ce clasa esti, ma?
- In clasa a 2-a.
Unul din ei incepe sa-l certe, la care celalalt ii spune:
- Ce-ai cu el? Tu in clasa a 2-a nu fumai?
- Ba da, dar eu aveam 18 ani !
(bancuri)Â 
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		<title>Munceste ca un animal</title>
		<link>http://blog.4rev.net/2008-02/munceste-ca-un-animal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[albina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bou]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cal]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cugetare a filosofului chinez Chang Ying Yue:
Cel care, toata ziua Este activ ca o albina, E puternic ca un taur, Munceste precum un cal, Si care seara se-ntoarce rupt de oboseala precum un caine, Ar trebui sa consulte un veterinar, caci este foarte probabil sa fie un bou!
(bancuri cu animale)Â 
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		<title>Pe la spate</title>
		<link>http://blog.4rev.net/2008-02/pe-la-spate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 15:06:28 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[cazuri de viol]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In fata judecatorului (un caz de viol)
- Inculpat, cum s-a intamplat fapta ?
- Pai &#8230; dom&#8217; Judecator .. am luat&#8217;o pe la spate si &#8230;
- &#8230;  atunci esti liber sa pleci.
Toata lumea din sala , mirata intreba:
- Cum se poate una ca asta ? A violat biata femeie  si acum i&#8217;ati dat drumu&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri cu animale</title>
		<link>http://blog.4rev.net/2008-02/bancuri-cu-animale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 14:51:28 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[UnderCover]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hibernarea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[la pescuit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lupul si Iezii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[porc de paste]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doi viermi
Se intalnesc doi viermi.Unul:
-Ma â€¦ tactu unde e ?
-Pai â€¦. a plecat la pescuit.
Productia de lapte
Vine Ion la Gheorghe si il intreaba :
- Cum poate vaca ta sa dea cate 100 litri de lapte pe zi?
Gheorghe :
- E simplu. Totul depinde de amabilitate. Ma apropiu de ea si o intreb :
â€œCe avem astazi, lapte [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Airbaguri</title>
		<link>http://blog.4rev.net/2008-02/airbaguri/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.4rev.net/2008-02/airbaguri/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:16:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sotia vine acasa si-i zice sotului:
-Am o veste buna si una rea, pe care s-o zic?
-Zi-o pe cea buna, zice sotul.
-Functioneaza airbagurile!!
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		<title>Bancuri cu Nebuni</title>
		<link>http://blog.4rev.net/2008-02/bancuri-cu-nebuni/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 07:12:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[la ospiciu]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[schizofrenie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Rugaciune
De ce atunci cand cineva vorbeste cu Dumnezeu, aceasta se numeste rugaciune, dar cand Dumnezeu vorbeste cu cinevaâ€¦ se numeste schizofrenie ?
In vizita la nebuni
Un medic isi aduce studentii in vizita la un ospiciu. Se opresc la un salon unde era un barbat cu privirile ratacite.
- Vedeti, acest barbat si-a pierdut mintile fiindca femeia cu [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri cu Doctori</title>
		<link>http://blog.4rev.net/2008-01/bancuri-cu-doctori/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.4rev.net/2008-01/bancuri-cu-doctori/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:20:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[arsenic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boala contagioasa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cu doctori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[farmacist]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[La doctor
Cum te numesti? Intreaba medicul!
- Popopopa Mamamamarin.
- Esti balbait?
- Nu, tata era balbait, iar ala care mi-a scris certificatul era un cretin.
Boala extrem de contagioasa
medicul catre pacient:
- imi pare rau, aveti o boala extrem de rara si contagioasa. va vom muta singur intr-un salon si veti manca numai pizza si clatite.
pacientul:
- si astea ma [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri cu Bula</title>
		<link>http://blog.4rev.net/2008-01/bancuri-cu-bula/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.4rev.net/2008-01/bancuri-cu-bula/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 03:44:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Libertatea barbatului
- Bula, de ce a creat Dumnezeu mai Ã®ntÃ¢i barbatul ?
- Ca macar odata Ã®n viata sa poate si el sa vorbeasca liberâ€¦
Ora de Gramatica
La ora de gramatica,invatatoarea il intreaba pe Bula
â€œCare este viitorul verbului â€œeu cascâ€?
Bula raspunde
â€œEu dorm, doamna invatatoare.
Ora de anatomie
 &#8211; Bula, ce Ã®nseamna anatomia ?
- Este ceva ce avem cu [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri cu copii</title>
		<link>http://blog.4rev.net/2008-01/bancuri-cu-copii/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.4rev.net/2008-01/bancuri-cu-copii/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 07:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fiecare cu treaba lui
Pe o banca, in parc, un copil manca intr-o disperare dintr-o cutie de bomboane. O batrana il vede si ii spune:
-Nu trebuie sa mananci atatea bomboane, te poti imblonavi!
-Dar dumneavoastra stiti cat a trait bunicul meu? 105 ani!
-Si manca atat de multe bomboane?
-Nu, DAR ISI VEDEA DE TREABA LUI!!!
Campul cu pepeni
Un taran [...]]]></description>
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