Car Brand – Funny Name Definitions

• AUDI – Another Ugly Deutsche Invention.
• BMW :
  1. Brings Me Women
  2. Bought My Wife
  3. Broke My Wallet
• FIAT – Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
• FORD :
  1. Fix Or Repair Daily.
  2. Fast Only Rolling Downhill
  3. Found on road dead
• SAAB – Shape Appears Ass-Backwards.
• HYUNDAI – Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive
• VOLVO – Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object .
• PORSCHE – Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
• ACURA – Asia’s Curse Upon Rural America
• CHEVROLET – Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
• DODGE :
  1. Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
  2. Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires
• HONDA – Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
• GM :
  1. Garbage Motors
  2. Gluteus Maximus
• MOPAR :
  1. Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
  2. Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
• SUBARU – Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
• TOYOTA – Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
• DACIA – Daca Ai Cap ia-ti Alta