A Mossad agent fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist. You Don't Mess with the Zohan is a 2008 comedy film about Zohan Dvir (in Hebrew phonetics: זוהן דביר), an Israeli counter-terrorism army commando who, after growing tired of his Israeli post-draft's standing service, fakes his own death in order to pursue his dream: becoming a hairstylist in New York
The movie begins with Zohan - a soldier in the Israeli post-draft's standing service - on vacation at a Tel Aviv beach, attracting several women & capturing the attention of every beach-goer with his Hacky Sack prowess. He cooks fish in the nude (using copious amounts of hummus) for himself, his friend and several women. As he finishes cooking, an Israeli Defense Forces helicopter arrives, stealing him away from his presumed well-earned vacation.
